Tuesday, January 29, 2008

i have lowered my standards




ok fine i have lowered my standards and i am going to write stuff no one wants to know about. like for instance i was thinking the other day why don't they make double decker freeways so they could double the traffic flow and not take up a lot of space. or what if you were five feet taller than you are now. your world would be completely different than it is now. you would be like some sort of super human. then i thought what if you could run as fast as you can and never get tired. like your running the fastest you ever have but you never slow down you only keep getting faster and faster until you cant figure out how you will be able to stop. i think i would run every where. well my standards are significantly lowered so lowered in fact its probably a waste of time to be reading this.

p.s this might be the greatest unicorn picture ever.









1 comment:

Kate said...

This was not a waste at all! This is hilarious and I've totally thought about the double decker freeway thing before. Did you ever read the book Farenheit 451? I'm not a big reader or anything, but it was always the shortest book on the booklist in school : ) Anyway, it talks about freeways moving so fast in the future that billboards have to be like a mile long for people to read them! That always kinda scared me, because if you can't see a billboard, than you definitely can't see a flower, and if you can't see a flower, than what's the point of seeing at all? Anyway... I liked the blog : )